Welcome to the residence,
Please sit down,
We will go over the rules as we understand them.
Rule one is that you shall not speak,
Not unless you are spoken to.
Next you shall crawl, and only crawl,
Unless you have to, I suppose.
Next you must plug yourself in.
Please find the ports behind your chair
And fill them with the appropriate parts of you.
We look forward to working with you.
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